I freaking love leaves!!! SCORE 220
One does not simply get off the Internet. SCORE 223
Tan lines. SCORE 299
I’m just so happy… SCORE 188
Real food!!! SCORE 260
Le vibration in pocket. SCORE 259
He looked out the kitchen window. SCORE 118
Stupid Santa. SCORE 299
Forever alone dog. SCORE 210
Why I hate dentists. SCORE 239
How to troll a billboard. SCORE 255
It’s better than yours. SCORE 219
Pokémon. SCORE 310
29 years old and hearing myself for the 1st time! SCORE 169
I think you’re fintastic. SCORE 284
Anatomy of a muggle. SCORE 148
People were created to be loved. SCORE 325
Which are you? SCORE 248
The difference. SCORE 288
Parkour masters. SCORE 155
I can finally go home and relax. SCORE 153
Why I’m still a virgin. SCORE 346
Do you still feel something for me? SCORE 311
Ice Cube. SCORE 144
I don’ts sees it. SCORE 145
You’re doing it right. SCORE 195
Chewy Vuitton. SCORE 184
Ahh procrastination. SCORE 339
Happiness level throughout the day. SCORE 161
23% more fuel efficient than a real horse. SCORE 314
Prove awesomeness. SCORE 323
Anybody else? SCORE 284
