my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
watermelon armor dog SCORE 24
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
pebble and roll SCORE 65
i hope so! SCORE 22
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
he made his choice SCORE 43
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
5 days a week SCORE 45
i am this dog SCORE 20
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
googly eyes make everything better SCORE 45
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
teens with attitude SCORE 27
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
anchors away! SCORE 23
it’s true SCORE 58
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
there were no survivors SCORE 37
im buying a shirt SCORE 41
they really are gentle creatures SCORE 37
bad ass SCORE 38
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
