Soon. SCORE 8
The future. SCORE 23
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -15
Louigi gets a tough break. SCORE 24
Mount Rainier, Washington SCORE 257
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
King Cuddles. SCORE 8
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
The power of barking SCORE 18
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
Accurate. SCORE 146
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
Only slightly creepy. SCORE -9
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 290
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
I can never show my face around there again SCORE 9
How “no homo” sounds. SCORE 21
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
go home science, you’re drunk SCORE 230
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
