Wasted. SCORE 6
Well, I feel insignificant now. SCORE 116
Sloth too lazy to eat. SCORE 95
Complex carbohydrates. SCORE 115
Witherspoon? SCORE 188
Dog zen. SCORE 11
Girl problems. SCORE 243
The blue lingcod fish has blue flesh. SCORE 15
Girls be like. SCORE 10
Why T-Rex can’t clap his hands. SCORE 113
The proper way to eat pumpkin pie. SCORE 128
The closest I’ll ever get to playing a violin. SCORE 111
The future. SCORE 172
When my name’s in a math problem. SCORE 182
Master of trolls. SCORE 20
Doctors’ notes. SCORE 136
I have a confession to make SCORE 16
Multi-purpose racket. SCORE 105
Anything can be a sexy Halloween costume. SCORE 3
Europeans Trying to Dodge the Spoilers SCORE -3
This happens way too often… SCORE 200
In the Beginning… SCORE 170
Which came first? SCORE 114
Way below average… SCORE 221
The worst part about driving in the summertime. SCORE 15
Who’s the scaredy cat now? SCORE 126
Damn you, Ikea… SCORE 13
That’s what your mom said. SCORE 232
Meet Kristina Chesterman. SCORE 204
Rap Has Changed SCORE 130
If Disney princesses were sloths SCORE 97
Nutella and I. SCORE 9
