gonna be a rough landing SCORE 24
Plants SCORE 43
it takes a lot of brain power SCORE 29
It will be a slow death, too SCORE 36
corks are for quitters SCORE 46
I go to Target a lot SCORE 35
Aliens have amazing hearing SCORE 47
scary everything SCORE 33
laugh away the hurt SCORE 30
Ireland needs an adult SCORE 44
What’s important is I finally have a pool SCORE 19
light it up, with bic! SCORE 37
There is no such thing as parenting 101. SCORE 31
Only took a quarter of a century and six f-ing movies! SCORE 26
Why waste good cognac? SCORE 36
Bologna is a good dog name SCORE 40
smol SCORE 41
get this man a job at a zoo! SCORE 73
they might be worth money someday SCORE 40
this is a brilliant idea SCORE 27
When work is literally your worst nightmare SCORE 50
Which tone would you prefer? SCORE 19
Good boi SCORE 37
cats poop rainbows SCORE 25
Internet troll gets… trolled. Love to see it. SCORE 58
you are the chosen one SCORE 52
This happen to anyone else? SCORE 36
now i know who you really are SCORE 64
Cold Pockets doesn’t have the same ring to it, though SCORE 35
HOT and READY SCORE 44
Jerry needs friends SCORE 40
noobs SCORE 26