Size matters. SCORE 149
Stephen Hawking, my idol. SCORE 129
I am so bored… SCORE 16
Playing the evil character. SCORE 219
Aww, Disaster Girl is all grown up! SCORE 17
Neigh SCORE 133
Need a light? SCORE 2
One does not simply fly a helicopter into Mordor. SCORE 148
Friendship SCORE 242
Deal with it… AHHHH! SCORE 12
Inappropriate questions to ask your mother. SCORE 225
Kindred spirits. SCORE 8
But first, let me take a selfie SCORE 116
"Steve Carell is here tonight" SCORE 224
Sloth SCORE 18
like this… derp SCORE 4
Please be troll. SCORE 15
When I see this in apartments. SCORE 15
Rooftop Pool, Marina Bay Sands Resort, Singapore SCORE 9
Place the word “only” anywhere in this sentence SCORE 201
Owls Vs. Simon Cowell SCORE 6
Weird Al performs a magic trick SCORE 200
Someday I’ll make it. SCORE 126
This is a real concern. SCORE 166
When I remember I hate winter. SCORE 88
Future Dwight. SCORE 194
snarf SCORE 1
So close SCORE 15
Based on the ears… I’m going with llama SCORE 16
Evil Cows! SCORE 15
Grandma thought my iPad was a cutting board. SCORE 147
Sloth, my spirit animal. SCORE 7