Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
easy money SCORE 29
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 46
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
Jinkies! SCORE 63
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
Good boi summer SCORE 75
Problem solved SCORE 34
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
The obvious answer SCORE 26
It’s my super power SCORE 44
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
Awkward SCORE 69
Same… SCORE 53
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
Plot twist! SCORE 42
Happy little trees SCORE 50
Nailed it SCORE 11
