I remember that morning. SCORE 35
There’s been a huge mistake… SCORE 26
It’s 5 o’clock somehwhere. SCORE 22
So drive, then. SCORE 23
Sleep tight. SCORE 33
Be safe out there. SCORE 30
Mother bi SCORE 26
Moms bad. SCORE 24
Good Dog SCORE 23
Why are u so dumb SCORE 29
Can’t take her anywhere. SCORE 22
Lost in the sauce. SCORE 23
Local Library has a pet rock. SCORE 22
Attack of the racoons… SCORE 20
Paid extra for a gift wrap. Instead, got an Ad covered cardboard box. SCORE 20
Puis-je emprunter votre stylo? SCORE 20
They are real, and they are coming. SCORE 35
Don’t come over, actually. SCORE 12
Ice sculptures of Harbin, China SCORE 25
Sorry scoobs… SCORE 14
Never go down without a fight… SCORE 19
2spooked SCORE 14
The ring of fire… SCORE 26
Mans best videographer. SCORE 26
*Pirates of the Caribbean theme starts playing* SCORE 24
The rare non-murderous gamers. SCORE 31
The foundation is the powerhouse of the person. SCORE 30
Dang it, Cleo… SCORE 33
I would be honored to be your boss… SCORE 30
In UK supermarkets you can get a glass of wine with your lunchtime sandwich. SCORE 20
Basically just keep eating cookies. SCORE 18
Nice. SCORE 28
