…but mooom SCORE 60
You is kind. You is smart. You is important. SCORE 61
Lay off my freedom fries. SCORE 45
Scratch and sniff your monitor. SCORE 29
Meth: Not even once SCORE 38
If I find myself pushing 60, I didn’t live right. SCORE 73
What does Puerto Rico contribute? SCORE 113
The worst kind of wing man. SCORE 84
Harry Potter and the gulag of secrets SCORE 90
If you square any number containing just 1s, the answer will be counting up the amount of 1s and counting down after. SCORE 61
The Miami Zoo put 30 flamingos in the bathroom during hurricane Andrew, in 1992, to ride out the storm. SCORE 74
[screaming intensifies] SCORE 54
Barbie pagoda fungus is ridiculously attractive. SCORE 89
Oprah Winfrey: The real self-made billionaire SCORE 102
Oopsie… I’m smarter than you… SCORE 115
Cuddly cloud SCORE 70
German exchange students SCORE 67
You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want. SCORE 55
Friggan Canucks. SCORE 83
Come to the party, leave with a vasectomy. SCORE 31
Two butts, one vent. SCORE 106
yes, bernie sanders should totally live in the US treasury building SCORE 57
Dad to the rescue! SCORE 73
Psst! Whacha doin? SCORE 69
Terrifying shot of a Great White SCORE 70
Snoop respects the classics SCORE 103
No need for awkward small talk SCORE 110
Scary stats SCORE 69
Lies for good. SCORE 84
Growing old together. SCORE 102
Traffic barrier turned street art. SCORE 89
The dangers of custom checks. SCORE 45
