Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
What about Linux? SCORE 45
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
Good boi summer SCORE 75
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 46
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
Awkward SCORE 69
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
Plot twist! SCORE 42
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
Same… SCORE 53
It’s my super power SCORE 44
The obvious answer SCORE 26
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
easy money SCORE 29
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
Jinkies! SCORE 63
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
Problem solved SCORE 34
Happy little trees SCORE 50
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
