the ultimate “i’m tired” face SCORE 12
you’ve maybe seen a housefly, or even a horse fly…but you ain’t never see a turtle fly SCORE 21
welp, time to just roll over and oof SCORE 15
hey…dad…? SCORE 20
it does seem magical with how much this happens on accident SCORE 25
etched into your memory for eons SCORE 18
parental support SCORE 22
what about semi-secret SCORE 44
it adds so much sass SCORE 22
she’s the one SCORE 1
just a cheap knockoff illness SCORE 41
with no orb to ponder, is there even a point anymore SCORE 19
one of the most mildly evil things SCORE 15
old, or no old, there is no in-between SCORE 34
5, obviously SCORE 38
*just in case SCORE 27
my older brother *was* right… SCORE 13
don’t make me bring bad cop SCORE 24
“you can’t run your house like an oppressive regime, mom” SCORE 17
now now, hear them out, after all, there is a 0.000000000000001% chance… SCORE 16
put on your sunday clothes, there’s lots of world out there SCORE 15
well, guess my bloodline ends here SCORE 30
it was all planned since the beginning SCORE 40
self esteam issues SCORE 26
this has to be an old thought from previous evolutions, right? SCORE 21
i can suck to work with SCORE 10
brain laundry is hard SCORE 36
how you gunna call out my childhood like that SCORE 29
cat burglars may be a problem SCORE 23
missing “somehow killed a cactus” SCORE 10
i’ve become far too powerful for you humans SCORE 27
so this is what all the buzz is about SCORE 20
