Do you want to taco ’bout it? SCORE 241
Complex carbohydrates SCORE 212
Shadow Puppets SCORE 10
Battering chicken logic. SCORE 149
Sci-Five! SCORE 141
A true first world problem. SCORE 16
The arctic summer. SCORE 239
Watching your alarm clock one minute before it’s suppose to go off. SCORE 186
Things To do. SCORE 15
Now you have me worried. SCORE 191
Life is rough sometimes. SCORE 281
Voldemort is hand sanitizer. SCORE 279
The grass is always greener. SCORE 17
Thanks cleverbot… SCORE 7
She Was Asking For It SCORE 8
Tuna disposal. SCORE 189
I want to do this. SCORE 295
My feelings about public pools. SCORE 232
…Yummy… SCORE 5
DISNEY AWESOMNESS. SCORE 17
He told me he’d buy me a boat… SCORE 10
This happens way too often SCORE 11
Fall is coming. SCORE 13
He didn’t sugercoat it SCORE 227
Yeah, I’m a penguin. Deal. SCORE 2
Because Cute SCORE 16
The happiest dog. SCORE 144
Seriously though… Wtf? SCORE -326
Lucid Dreaming SCORE 19
Dat cake. SCORE 5
Jim Gaffigan must be a great dad. SCORE 231
I whip thy wig to and fro SCORE 107
