their fear is only temporary. sadly, so is my pleasure SCORE 24
i’m never going to financially recover from this SCORE 23
a fruit hammock, for when you want your produce to be more relaxed than you SCORE 21
doing math at 7-11 is not easy when you just want some taquitos SCORE 23
the possibilities of what i can accomplish are limitless SCORE 27
this lady has her priorities straight SCORE 14
friend has been deployed. all that was bad is now good SCORE 21
who are you, harry potter? SCORE 24
a punchable enter key to help you take out some anger at work SCORE 22
we can make him better than he was before SCORE 29
it’s a funny painting worth laughing at for an extended period of time SCORE 30
gangster flowers: for when you want to start a garden but don’t want to lose credit with the mafia SCORE 22
phrases that could have been said in the 1300s include SCORE 21
they say nothing is impossible. clearly they’ve never tried touching two magnets together with the same poles SCORE 14
your words can’t sting me when i’m wearing my bee suit SCORE 30
horror story with a happy ending SCORE 38
a bear’s guide to spooning. are you the spoon or the teaspoon? SCORE 5
judges judily SCORE 20
victor frankenstein would have loved build a bear SCORE 28
whoop there it is SCORE 23
how to maximize having fun at a gym before getting kicked out SCORE 35
a motorized pool float to make sure your sunday is especially lazy SCORE 24
what it’s like working from home with kids SCORE 21
thank you for putting up with me SCORE 24
let’s play hide the tina SCORE 36
the world is your oyster SCORE 25
what cupcakes are called in canada SCORE 23
fedora the explorer SCORE 29
did we just become best friends? SCORE 16
my roomba has made a very powerful enemy today SCORE 23
some emails you can’t unsubscribe from SCORE 20
it’s a houseboat? SCORE 18
