The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 116
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Mama no. SCORE 52
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Are you even real? SCORE 113
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 58
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
The life of a book. SCORE 74
+ cry. SCORE 119
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
I GUESS SCORE 46
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
