All the Navies! SCORE 172
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
How marriage works. SCORE 65
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
The shelf life of food. SCORE 77
I never run with scissors. SCORE 175
How people see me. SCORE 233
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 147
Seems legit. SCORE 150
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
Accurate. SCORE 257
Chatting with my English friend. SCORE 7
That awkward moment when… SCORE 137
You could claim anything is real… SCORE 197
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
I hate that moment. SCORE 148
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
New books. SCORE 200
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
Please be troll. SCORE 230
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
I love you. SCORE 20
Friend level: Ginger. SCORE 115
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
When you offer someone gum… SCORE 154
