My reaction whenever I’m told to clean my room. SCORE 171
Soon! SCORE 132
what obama looks like SCORE -10
Oh Michelle, has there been a first lady as unintelligent as you SCORE -24
Stephen Colbert on racism. SCORE 176
Now what? SCORE 174
Hamster cheeks vs. Pretzel stick. SCORE 29
Cyclops’ cat. SCORE 54
Camo cupcakes. SCORE 165
bender logic SCORE 8
Rainbow jello! SCORE 135
4 hours into the essay I’m suppose to be writing… SCORE 211
I bet onions are pretty insecure. SCORE 149
A sloth’s life. SCORE 155
How your cat dies. SCORE 134
Feeling down? SCORE 104
The new apple laptops SCORE 6
jabba the cat SCORE 4
Pretty sure this is every American’s dream. SCORE 244
Oh you spent your welfare check? SCORE 112
What it feels like when I try to flirt with girls. SCORE 106
payback’s a female dog SCORE 305
I’d live here. SCORE 225
The proof that we are soulmates. SCORE 170
Speak no evil, see no evil, hear no evil, smell…. SCORE 65
Coincidence? SCORE 87
The people vs. Winter. SCORE 42
S’Morrissey. SCORE 0
duckface SCORE -7
Would not bang SCORE -11
Human stahp SCORE 0
Why you’re here. SCORE 171
