the original American badass SCORE 88
i feel seen SCORE 31
how is the eagle? SCORE 40
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SCORE 36
place your bets! SCORE 48
i missed the meeting SCORE 22
he chose avocado over home ownership SCORE 42
thats a gangster move right there SCORE 17
everything is south america now SCORE 47
the shape of soup SCORE 45
not my vacuum cleaner SCORE 22
cozy SCORE 36
which do you choose? SCORE 23
the ultimate five-year plan SCORE 32
i’ve named them. they are my friends SCORE 37
i knew dragons were real! SCORE 54
newman is definitely getting fired this time SCORE 27
come to daddy! SCORE 30
i’m a real smart ass SCORE 34
oh sweet release SCORE 50
he’s thinking about the squirrel that got away SCORE 37
rude diet SCORE 36
he was frozen in char-bonite SCORE 34
vampire didn’t want to be undead anymore SCORE 45
the words just never come out right SCORE 38
she’s living the dream SCORE 45
it shouldn’t even be a word that exists SCORE 45
they’re gonna get married SCORE 8
This is how I know i’m getting old SCORE 37
he’s got a family to feed SCORE 43
thanks for nothing mom and dad! SCORE 60
yeah, no, that’s not mittens SCORE 41
