Why waste good cognac? SCORE 36
This happen to anyone else? SCORE 36
get this man a job at a zoo! SCORE 73
I go to Target a lot SCORE 35
Only took a quarter of a century and six f-ing movies! SCORE 26
noobs SCORE 26
Good boi SCORE 37
Internet troll gets… trolled. Love to see it. SCORE 58
corks are for quitters SCORE 46
HOT and READY SCORE 44
the seagull saga SCORE 49
What’s important is I finally have a pool SCORE 19
light it up, with bic! SCORE 37
laugh away the hurt SCORE 30
Ireland needs an adult SCORE 44
it takes a lot of brain power SCORE 29
There is no such thing as parenting 101. SCORE 31
gonna be a rough landing SCORE 24
Bologna is a good dog name SCORE 40
this is a brilliant idea SCORE 27
smol SCORE 41
When work is literally your worst nightmare SCORE 50
the fish was ‘huge’ SCORE 52
you are the chosen one SCORE 52
Jerry needs friends SCORE 40
Aliens have amazing hearing SCORE 47
Plants SCORE 43
cats poop rainbows SCORE 25
It will be a slow death, too SCORE 36
now i know who you really are SCORE 64
scary everything SCORE 33
they might be worth money someday SCORE 40
