Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
I GUESS SCORE 46
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 116
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Are you even real? SCORE 113
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
Mama no. SCORE 52
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
+ cry. SCORE 119
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 58
