You deserve this bar of chocolate because… SCORE 226
Starbucks at 8 am. SCORE 115
That Thing That Happened SCORE 32
Chance of getting hired at a job interview. SCORE 94
Should you get back together? SCORE 270
Accuracy SCORE 130
I am home. SCORE 3
You can see me? SCORE 149
It’s the most sexiest time of the year. SCORE 104
You think I’m cute? SCORE 154
I don’t always find you… SCORE 91
Thank you Mom SCORE 154
Birth control pills should be for men. SCORE 234
Hop. Plop. SCORE 109
Things no one says anymore. SCORE 142
The internet. SCORE 152
Smart Car SCORE 3
The ultimate dog shaming. SCORE 26
Dog year problems. SCORE 195
Mitt Romney’s Political Platform SCORE 6
herry. stahp. wat err yer doen herry. SCORE 3
NOKIA PHONES SCORE 6
Eye of the sparrow. SCORE 54
Some pain never heals. SCORE 153
The Interwebz SCORE 1
What people really hear. SCORE 83
Scarring your childhood. SCORE 3
Stupid evolution. SCORE 2
perfectly timed photos SCORE 2
But it smells so good… SCORE -2
A cat’s life. SCORE 116
Surprise me. SCORE 98
