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you+put+the+parsnips+in+the+soup
The+Promening.
The Promening. SCORE 49
Gender+is+a+love+language.
Gender is a love language. SCORE 19
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+see+the+problem.
I don’t see the problem. SCORE 39
The+truth+behind+egg+nog.+An+origin+story.
The truth behind egg nog. An origin story. SCORE 1
Mercy+kill%26%238230%3B
Mercy kill… SCORE 32
MS+Paint+will+never+fail+us.
MS Paint will never fail us. SCORE 22
Whenever+my+wife+or+I+want+Little+Ceasers+we+send+each+other+this+picture+with+no+context.
Whenever my wife or I want Little Ceasers we send each other this picture with no context. SCORE 28
Wait+a+minute.
Wait a minute. SCORE 26
Keep+it+t+in+your+back+pocket.
Keep it t in your back pocket. SCORE 34
Is+that+a+yes%3F
Is that a yes? SCORE 28
Good+luck+on+your+safari.
Good luck on your safari. SCORE 35
Creeptastic+numbers+that+probably+don%26%238217%3Bt+work+anymore.
Creeptastic numbers that probably don’t work anymore. SCORE 30
Shred+the+evidence%26%238230%3B
Shred the evidence… SCORE 32
Scientists+have+a+talent+for+name+conventions.
Scientists have a talent for name conventions. SCORE 29
Afghan+boy+with+a+plastic+bag+for+a+jersey+got+to+meet+Messi.
Afghan boy with a plastic bag for a jersey got to meet Messi. SCORE 38
%26%238216%3BTwas+was+the+year+2020%26%238230%3B
‘Twas was the year 2020… SCORE 36
Life+in+the+shire%26%238230%3B
Life in the shire… SCORE 31
Life+choices+are+hard%26%238230%3B
Life choices are hard… SCORE 24
Getting+taken+for+a+ride.
Getting taken for a ride. SCORE 48
Thanks+I+hate+bags+of+pringles.
Thanks I hate bags of pringles. SCORE 27
My+Grandmother+passed+down+her+recipes+on+a+floppy+disk
My Grandmother passed down her recipes on a floppy disk SCORE 32
We+are+a+dynamic+bunch%2C+aren%26%238217%3Bt+we.
We are a dynamic bunch, aren’t we. SCORE 28
You+should+learn+to+shut+your+current+one%26%238230%3B
You should learn to shut your current one… SCORE 36
Party+on+Wayne.
Party on Wayne. SCORE 35
The+gato+is+best+left+alone.
The gato is best left alone. SCORE 35
The+secret+ingredient+is+dirt.
The secret ingredient is dirt. SCORE 34
And+my+axe.
And my axe. SCORE 55
Ozzy+and+his+granddaughter+are+quite+the+pair.
Ozzy and his granddaughter are quite the pair. SCORE 33
You%26%238217%3Bre+a+good+man%2C+Dale.
You’re a good man, Dale. SCORE 58
Just+need+a+sec%26%238230%3B
Just need a sec… SCORE 31
T+Swifty+moods
T Swifty moods SCORE 33
When+whales+fly%26%238230%3B
When whales fly… SCORE 30
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When+the+hot+pockets+call%2C+you+answer
When the hot pockets call, you answer SCORE 132
Undoing+the+knot
Undoing the knot SCORE 109
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Spellcooking SCORE 135
This+is+Pakistan
This is Pakistan SCORE 129
12%2F10+good+boy%21
12/10 good boy! SCORE 105
I%26%238217%3Bd+like+to+have+a+serious+word+with+whoever+said+that
I’d like to have a serious word with whoever said that SCORE 77
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