One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
Every time. SCORE 123
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
Puppy! SCORE 107
40 years later. SCORE 121
Drama! SCORE 172
Dear Santa… SCORE 187
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Accurate. SCORE 174
China vs Germany SCORE 294
Guys listen… SCORE 170
Dis cat cray. SCORE 108
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
How the internet works. SCORE 181
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 256
BURN! SCORE 232
The gun lamp. SCORE 53
Grass Fence SCORE 215
Origami for absolute beginners. SCORE 144
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
You’re leaving? SCORE 99