what obama looks like SCORE -10
I bet onions are pretty insecure. SCORE 149
I’d live here. SCORE 225
I do this. SCORE 237
A sloth’s life. SCORE 155
Soon! SCORE 132
4 hours into the essay I’m suppose to be writing… SCORE 211
Espanlol. SCORE 138
Oh Michelle, has there been a first lady as unintelligent as you SCORE -27
The proof that we are soulmates. SCORE 170
My reaction whenever I’m told to clean my room. SCORE 171
jabba the cat SCORE 4
Now what? SCORE 174
Cyclops’ cat. SCORE 54
maximum derp achieved SCORE 153
Camo cupcakes. SCORE 165
Coincidence? SCORE 87
duckface SCORE -9
Why you’re here. SCORE 171
Would not bang SCORE -13
The people vs. Winter. SCORE 42
What it feels like when I try to flirt with girls. SCORE 106
bender logic SCORE 8
Hamster cheeks vs. Pretzel stick. SCORE 29
Stephen Colbert on racism. SCORE 176
And now I taste test my foot… SCORE 140
Feeling down? SCORE 104
How your cat dies. SCORE 134
Oh you spent your welfare check? SCORE 112
payback’s a female dog SCORE 305
The new apple laptops SCORE 6
S’Morrissey. SCORE 0
