The truth about optimism. SCORE 539
Oh. SCORE 1232
Let’s call our friends! SCORE 710
Oh. Oh that’s punny… SCORE 589
If you love two people at the same time… SCORE 522
I’m great in bed… SCORE 624
Heaven. SCORE 937
Stages of procrastination. SCORE 1128
Likelihood of typing “www” when going to a website. SCORE 467
Yo Snape. SCORE 234
How to tell if your contacts are inside-out. SCORE 614
Don’t you dare. SCORE 808
Not sure if hot chick is hitting on me… SCORE 1189
Like a… SCORE 601
Spot the difference. SCORE 1388
White people problems. SCORE 237
Mariachi Connecticut serenades a beluga whale. SCORE 782
Billie Jean Venn Diagram. SCORE 422
Tumblr vs Facebook. SCORE 599
He touched the butt! SCORE 549
Zorro to the rescue! SCORE 950
New sitcom. SCORE 911
YES, THIS IS DOG. SCORE 394
Hunting elephants. SCORE 1247
That awesome feeling… SCORE 1200
Wind blows. SCORE 841
Take my hand if you want to live. SCORE 208
Seven hours. SCORE 495
Why are they all carrying candy? SCORE 1468
Sometimes. SCORE 913
Best birth control ever. SCORE 1416
My reaction to The Lion King. SCORE 458