Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2177
Marathon. SCORE 2146
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1763
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1752
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1717
ain’t nobody got time for that SCORE 8
Must not allow the feets to get wet SCORE 161
Oh Bernie… SCORE 182
Forget the conversation itself, wtf does a winking frowny face mean? D; SCORE -5
Ladies and gentlemen… My greyhound. SCORE 9
Remember to take precautions SCORE 7