Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2178
Marathon. SCORE 2146
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1762
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1753
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1717
My plans this weekend. SCORE 166
Anne Hathaway + Voldemort. SCORE -47
This was sent as an email to me … I though I could reach more people here SCORE 48
If someone is trying to kill you using a pillow… SCORE 271
Being a gold fish could get really boring… SCORE 175
Bad. It smells bad. SCORE 89
