Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2178
Marathon. SCORE 2146
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1762
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1753
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1717
Ocean slugs are better than dirt slugs. SCORE 28
Yes, yes! One hundred percent yes… :/ SCORE 20
Ma’am, you’re like 60… SCORE 21
How do you do, fellow students? SCORE 20
Don’t post it!! SCORE 23
Forbidden snacks… SCORE 23