Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2178
Marathon. SCORE 2146
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1763
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1752
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1717
When your cat trap is super effective. SCORE 85
This guy… deserves employee of the month. SCORE 112
My parents’ pet stray cat was lying down near the car, assumingly in some kind of insurance scam. SCORE 113
He so happy SCORE 108
Roommate got this Christmas gift from her father… All subtlety has gone out the window. SCORE 92
All I want is a boyfriend like you. Well, what about me? SCORE 75
