Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2178
Marathon. SCORE 2146
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1762
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1753
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1717
The former pirate cat. SCORE 131
Nailed it. SCORE 214
Never a good idea. SCORE 158
Jetpack solves everything. SCORE 215
Just one of the benefits of having an elephant for a friend. SCORE 148
Whenever my food comes out at a restaurant. SCORE 149