Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2177
Marathon. SCORE 2146
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1763
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1752
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1717
… and then the waiter walks right past you because it wasn’t actually your food SCORE 24
the great bambino SCORE 6
we’re philosophizing SCORE 20
don’t let them freeze to death SCORE 15
sometimes you get lucky SCORE 20
chair goes round SCORE 24
