Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2178
Marathon. SCORE 2146
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1763
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1752
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1717
Fortune Cookie SCORE 11
Office assistant cat really has to send this fax SCORE 10
Just a normal tight rope trick SCORE 10
raisins in your cookies SCORE 8
When I hear Christmas music before Halloween SCORE 10
No thanks, you keep it SCORE 133