Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2178
Marathon. SCORE 2146
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1763
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1752
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1717
and then they get too nervous SCORE 20
just a fluffy cow SCORE 28
already did the stupid thing SCORE 29
being honest during a job interview SCORE 25
staring at a menu SCORE 17
to get ice cream or commit a felony SCORE 31
