Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2178
Marathon. SCORE 2146
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1762
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1753
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1717
Some dogs just need a mid-jog nap SCORE 117
When you’re Amish and you just want to make your father proud SCORE 73
Time to find a different neighborhood SCORE 98
Words SCORE 114
The president of Israel just posted a photo of a Pokemon in the presidential residence, with the caption “call security.” SCORE 172
Some wise words SCORE 85