Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2178
Marathon. SCORE 2146
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1763
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1752
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1717
who licked it better? SCORE 137
Every time I have a cold. SCORE 13
In an alternate universe. SCORE 174
All this technology is making us antisocial SCORE 235
Coma coma coma coma chameleon. SCORE 13
Safe sex. SCORE -1
