Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2177
Marathon. SCORE 2146
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1763
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1752
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1717
Don’t make the misteak of becoming a vegetarian… SCORE 20
Don’t die. Permanently. SCORE 203
Why isn’t this a thing? SCORE 122
And I was having such a nice day until… SCORE 15
Ahh, a bear!!! SCORE 12
Jimmy John’s hits the nail right on the head SCORE 17
