Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2178
Marathon. SCORE 2146
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1763
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1752
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1717
Shampoo these days. SCORE 390
Because, reasons. SCORE 151
World’s happiest animal? The quokka. SCORE 310
This year will be different! SCORE 101
Because, reasons. SCORE 79
Makes sense. SCORE -160