Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2178
Marathon. SCORE 2146
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1763
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1752
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1717
I have plenty of time SCORE 122
Who Wants To Be a Millionaire? SCORE -7
I asked Siri if she watches Game of Thrones… SCORE 117
Just Worked Up A Sweat SCORE 7
Dude.. SCORE 10
Never take diet advice from the local Chinese SCORE 6