Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2178
Marathon. SCORE 2146
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1763
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1752
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1717
*Velcro Sound Intensifies* SCORE 98
Grass lawn has a handicap ramp. SCORE 72
You ever wanted to fight your past self? SCORE 41
You heard the lady… SCORE 77
I dunno. Might stay home today… SCORE 49
Four Loko is the new mesothelioma SCORE 61