Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2178
Marathon. SCORE 2146
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1762
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1753
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1717
Why are you littering? SCORE 23
At least they’re honest SCORE 28
Your parents were wrong, close your doors (deadbolt optional). SCORE 26
Hugh Laurie drops a truth bomb. SCORE 25
The Octopus with 96 arms SCORE 17
RIP in Peace, Grant. SCORE 28