Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2178
Marathon. SCORE 2146
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1763
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1752
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1717
It was so clean though… SCORE 0
Uh, maybe you shouldn’t have kids… SCORE 2
Better Fund This. SCORE -1
I’m gonna be a mighty king. SCORE 244
I heart the internet. SCORE 89
Eat me, please. SCORE 5
