Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2178
Marathon. SCORE 2146
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1762
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1753
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1717
Grans get cracked. SCORE 22
OK but 6ft please… SCORE 35
When fishing, always bring an action figure SCORE 32
Sold at your local Joan Fabrics. SCORE 22
Do not resist the update… SCORE 26
They should teach this in school SCORE 36