Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2178
Marathon. SCORE 2146
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1762
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1753
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1717
Hope your feel butter SCORE 5
Dark humour SCORE 173
Need Some Help Master? SCORE 9
Good On You Man SCORE 245
Celebrities reading mean tweets about themselves SCORE 16
This is shockingly true SCORE 7