Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2178
Marathon. SCORE 2146
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1763
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1752
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1717
When your salad tells you a joke. SCORE 4
Julia Louis-Dreyfus on David Letterman’s final episode SCORE 14
The Learning Curve. SCORE 137
The resemblance is unreal SCORE 15
This sentence has five words SCORE 233
The Mythological Beast Is Real SCORE 120