Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2178
Marathon. SCORE 2146
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1762
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1753
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1717
Just wait… SCORE 210
A teeny tiny tinsy wincy baby crow SCORE 182
"…but I wanted to see Captain America…" SCORE 135
I’m not a racist, but… SCORE 178
…no, I haven’t seen the cat. Why? SCORE 7
Oh, Sammy… SCORE 16