Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2178
Marathon. SCORE 2146
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1763
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1752
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1717
Baguetteing, the new planking. SCORE 237
Meanwhile, in Russia… SCORE 429
Lockitron- too much technology SCORE -1
I don’t understand banks… SCORE 166
This guy just has a really hard time with zippers. SCORE 158
The perfect martini. SCORE 4
