Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2178
Marathon. SCORE 2146
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1762
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1753
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1717
I made Dis! SCORE 0
Escalated quickly SCORE 14
Piglet sleeping with her toy SCORE 15
How Supernatural should end SCORE 131
drug-sniffing cats SCORE 115
Wisdom from Mr. Burns SCORE 80