Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2177
Marathon. SCORE 2146
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1764
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1751
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1716
Temporary kitty tattoos! SCORE 53
The brain is the only organ that named itself. SCORE 144
Wait, what were we fighting about? SCORE 173
Whenever I try to insult someone’s intelligence. SCORE 181
Scumbag nurses. SCORE 120
Just when you thought phone booths were safe. SCORE 131
