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the+worst+is+when+you%26%238217%3Bre+driving+and+the+sound+is+tires+screeching+or+sirens
the worst is when you’re driving and the sound is tires screeching or sirens
SCORE 24
no+one+can+roast+you+better+than+your+mom
no one can roast you better than your mom
SCORE 23
one+happy+smiley+man
one happy smiley man
SCORE 26
monica+out+here+with+telepathic+waves+of+doom
monica out here with telepathic waves of doom
SCORE 23
it+started+on+a+monday+night%26%238230%3B
it started on a monday night…
SCORE -5
but+do+all+10+dentists+recommend+it%26%238230%3B%3F
but do all 10 dentists recommend it…?
SCORE 8
one+might+say+it%26%238217%3Bs+my+main+talent
one might say it’s my main talent
SCORE 21
barts+beware
barts beware
SCORE 10
a+proposition%3A+we+could%2C+if+we+dared%2C+try+to+use+both+%E2%80%93+but+only+if+it+works%3B+which+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+happen
a proposition: we could, if we dared, try to use both – but only if it works; which doesn’t happen
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%26%238220%3Bthe+enemy+of+my+enemy+is+my+friend%26%238221%3B
“the enemy of my enemy is my friend”
SCORE 20
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Profound.+Thank+you+Japan.
Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2177
Marathon.
Marathon. SCORE 2146
How+can+you+talk+if+you+haven%26%238217%3Bt+got+a+brain%3F
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1764
It%26%238217%3Bs+ok+to+be+gay%26%238230%3B
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1751
I%26%238217%3Bm+wearing+a+jacket+because%26%238230%3B
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1716
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Is+that+right%26%238230%3B
Is that right… SCORE 30
Me+and+the+boys+started+making+trouble+in+your+neighbourhood%26%238230%3B
Me and the boys started making trouble in your neighbourhood… SCORE 12
Protect+your+patrons.
Protect your patrons. SCORE 50
The+future+looks+neat%26%238230%3B+wait%26%238230%3B
The future looks neat… wait… SCORE 22
Miss+me+with+that+Costco+pack.
Miss me with that Costco pack. SCORE 20
Thanks%2C+cup%26%238230%3B
Thanks, cup… SCORE 21
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