Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2178
Marathon. SCORE 2146
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1763
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1752
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1717
The sloth and the dolphin shall lie down together… SCORE 33
It’s my cat in a box. SCORE 26
*owner responds…* SCORE 25
It’s OK Kev, we know the truth. SCORE 25
Transhumanists beware SCORE 25
Helpless chihuahua high on shrooms… SCORE 18