Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2178
Marathon. SCORE 2146
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1762
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1753
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1717
Of all the puns to sneak into Hunger Games, it was food related SCORE 173
Life of a doctor. SCORE 162
Cookie Monster wisdom SCORE 162
This is what you get when you write #yolo on a math quiz. SCORE 223
Tasty, tasty, diabetes. SCORE 189
I’m a hooman! SCORE 17
